10 Sentences I Like BEST!!!!! ;-p

1. Jonathan, due to the screw-up of the banks, your credit cards are now zero. You don't have to pay back anything. It's ok. We admit it's our fault.

2. Jonathan, here - RM1000 increment. And please expect bonus too. Nothing short of 5 months.

3. Jonathan, no need come to work this week. No electricity. Don't worry, we'll still pay you.

4. Is this Jonathan? Congrats. You are our Citibank lucky winner. A trip to San Francisco. And make sure you put a flower on your hat.

5. Is this Jonathan? Someone left in his will a bungalow house in Pulau Tikus area for you. Don't worry about the assessment rate every year. It's taken care of.

6. Really sorry, Mr Oon. We do not know how that RM1,000,000 got into your account. We'll just leave it there. It's ok. It's yours now.

7. Here. Go America. Stay there one year.. Travel around. All free.

8. Hi Jonathan. This is Sony. We want you to test free all Sony electrical products. We will deliver them to you everytime we have a new product launch - handphone, LCD, Blu Ray Player, Laptop etc. And we'll pay you.

9. Thanks for saving the economy, Jonathan. I mean, Tan Sri Dato' Jonathan.

10. Jonathan! Paris Hilton is so in love with you. And so is Zac Efron.