Taylor Swift - You Belong to Me

So, what happens if your neighbor happens to be this really hot, cute guy with a look so dreamy, it makes ice melts? You want him? No problem. Just follow these 17 easy tips.

Taylor Swift - You Belong to Me

1. Make sure that your parents let you have the room with window that faces directly into his window. And the rooms have to be so close that you can see each other's pores. Remember! Directly opposite windows, and really close!
2. Stalk him. Watch his every move when he is in his room. When he is on the phone. When he is unconsciously unaware that you are looking into his room.
3. Oh yeah! Look geeky.
4. When he hangs up the phone, make sure that you are there, writing weird remarks on white pieces of papers to talk to him. You have to. Text messages are too expensive.
5. Make sure to write 'I love you' even if he is no longer watching. Especially when he is not watching. Nothing helps like a feeling of desperation.
6. Do your dances when his bind is closed. Remember to look all geeky and nerdy. Dance like there's no tomorrow, coz you'll never know when he is watching.
7. Purposely hang out outside of your house on a bench, under the hot, bright sun in your geeky glasses, waiting for the hot boy next door to show up. This should get his attention not to ignore you. Make sure your hair is as dry as dry leaves. And oooh. Let him touch your hair.
   
8. Play jealous, to the hot chick arriving in her hot car to pick him up. Look desperately like you don't have a chance. Desperation accelerates determination.
9. Go to the school game. Dress up like a nerdy school band member. Instead of playing some music, move your lips like you are singing.. sing anything. Especially about how this hot boy neighbor belongs to you and not to the hot chick, who is looking superhot in her cheerleader outfit.
10. Look sad and desperate.
11. Continue to move your lips, while the hot boy finds out that hot chick is cruising another hot boy.
    
12. Go hang around the window again. Hope that he changes into his tux when you are watching.
13. Pretend that you are too busy for the dance night. Look sadly at the message of 'I love you' on your bed, written for him, although you never really have the chance to date him to know him well enough, to know if you actually do love him.
14. Show up for the dance night, looking like a young Cinderella, all beautiful and lovely.
15. Get the hot boy next door attention with your Taylor Swift look.
16. Get the boy.
17. Remember to look like Taylor Swift. Anything less, you won't get the hot boy.